The Introduction

I like colour, lots and lots of colour. Plain is just not me.

Anyways, I am the Mad Mummy and these are my mumblings. I shall mumble about my life, my child, who shall hence forth be the Mischievous Munchkin (MM) or Spawn, whichever I feel like today. I will mumble about the things that bother me, I will ponder about life and death, well not really, I like to think I am invincible. There is nothing that will be off limits.

I am fairly young, silently opinionated, an oxymoron, and most importantly obnoxiously happy.

For now, I am a stay at home mum, and to be quiet honest, I despise it, don't get me wrong, I love my MM, but I am not a homemaker, I can't cook, my claim to fame at cooking is a grilled cheese and here lately french toast. To say I have limited to no cooking skills would either be accurate or overly nice.

I am a college student, I hate school, always have. I do it though, because you can't live on minimum wage and you can't get insurance without a real job, well no, let me rephrase that you can't afford insurance without a real job. Pity that.

Sometimes, I will be funny, serious, sad, happy, and maybe even slightly dim-witted, and sometimes you will get all of that in one post. 

I live my life in a way that makes me happy, and I think everyone should do the same. I am ultimately always beyond a shadow of a doubt always obnoxiously happy, I was depressed once and decided that depression was not for me and a waste of my life, so I just up and stopped and haven't been plagued with depression since, if only it were that easy for everyone else, eh?

I repeat myself more often than I would like, it's a pain in my arse, but it happens to the best of us.

I have very opinionated views on very controversial topics, but I keep them to myself silently, unless asked, maybe one day I will get so agitated I will write them out here.

My MM is probably most likely on a good day the apple of my eye, my greatest accomplishment (other than replicating my grandma's grilled cheese, if you knew me, you'd understand that more.) I do everything I need to give MM the life MM deserves. I have not yet decided if I shall refer to MM as a gender, maybe I'll slip up.

I don't know how often I will update this or how many readers will see it, but I hope  it's a lot, I'd love to share my thoughts with people, I am just to shy to do it.

My life in a nutshell is by no means perfect, but I wouldn't trade with you, unless perhaps you were filthy rich and I could take some loved ones with me, then we could talk more into that, hopefully. :)

Until I find something to mumble about, goodbye readers

~Mad Mummy